New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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