i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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