I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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