69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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