i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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