you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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