hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How does one acquire holy water?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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