If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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