Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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