You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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