K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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