I am puke
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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