Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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