i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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