i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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