So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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