im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
