called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
