and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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