i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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