Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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