Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He's on the porch naked. Help.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
