So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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