pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I puked a lego.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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