Sry I called you an 8
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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