I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
the liver wants what the liver wants
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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