I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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