Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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