I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
