i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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