big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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