Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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