He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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