I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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