Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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