Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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