The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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