Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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