So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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