I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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