i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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