This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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