I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Randomize
