we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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