walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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