I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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