oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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