Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am puke
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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