This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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