State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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