I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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