...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
tell your sister to shave her snatch
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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