I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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