Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
