Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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