im gay
i know
yea but for you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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