Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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